Me: Grrrr...I shouldn't have got outta bed. This day SUCKS!
Rosie: Are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna dump that breakfast down here?
Me: Fine. Here's your darn food.
Bean: OOOH! Thanks, Mama! <crunch grunt crunch>
...
Rosie: Whatever <grntsnrtcrunch>
Me: Ingrates. You know you have it so bad. I woke up with a headache. Then impaled my hand on a broken crock pot handle trying to kill a stupid bug and bled on the counter. What? No. Of course I didn't kill the bug. Stupid thing got away. Stop laughing. It's not funny. Okay. Maybe it's a little funny. Pigs shouldn't be able to look like they are laughing so stop it. You too are ridiculous. <shaking my head and walking away>
Rosie & Bean: snrt grunt snrt snrt snrt
Me: I can still hear you laughing!
(But by then...I could see the humor in my morning, too. SSSHHH!!! Just
don't tell Rosie and Bean!!!)
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